the ryan king

Conversations I seem to have all the time.

Scene: Anywhere.

1. Them Where are you from?
2. Me Kansas City.
3. Them Ah, Kansas.
4. Me Actually, Missouri.
5. Them What?
6. Me Kansas City is in Missouri
7. Them Really? Wait, isn’t it pronounced Miz-ur-uh?
8. Me Nevermind.

Scene: a loud place, like a coffee shop.

1. Them What’s your name?
2. Me Ryan
3. Them Brian?
4. Me Rrrryan
5. Them Bryant?
6. Me With an R.
7. Them Brian with an R? ?
8. Me No B
9. Them Huh?
10. Me Nevermind.