Eubonicode
As Assaf is saying, finally, a programming language with street cred
: Eubonicode.
Obviously, a programming language built to mimic Ebonics. I didn’t know that Eubonics was a synonym for Ebonics, but since the wikipedia page for Eubonics redirects to Ebonics, that may be the case. But even Google thinks its ebonics.

July 6th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Have you tried a real reference?
Like, maybe, urban dictionary?
Which btw has 404 for Eubonics.
But who cares, as long as it’s tail call optimized, life is good.
July 6th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, I looked at the urban dictionary, but I didn’t see anything (despite the fact that it came up on the first page of google results).
Hells, yes, its optimized for tail bitch.
September 29th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
i am an english teacher in mexico. i have a 17 year old student who is great in every way but one. his cousins from florida visited at christmas, last year. now he doesnt want my measured, correctly pronounced english. he wants me to speak rapidly and in street slang only. i am 57. they didnt have that kind of slang in the stoneage, when i was a kid. and even if there was some kind of street slang, the hoods i hung out with didnt even sware around me. HELP! personnally, id like to rip his little head off and….well you get the picture. where, on line can i send him for the street slang he wants.?